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Ike Demotivational Poster


FIRST DATES - the discovery phase can be quite interesting


TAGS: never met a pole she didnt like
Rating: 4.83/5

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hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:31 am
Already arranging the 'second date'...


WWJU? - Jesus can do much better than the Faith Tones.


TAGS: brendan fraser mike myers stephen fry
Rating: 3.07/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:11 pm
Haven't I seen this before?


CHOPPERS - I wonder how often he cleans the bugs out of his armpits.


TAGS: motorcycles choppers bikes bikers
Rating: 3.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:28 pm
Dude, he's ready to go hang gliding.
EmilioDumphque - September 23, 2012, 12:12 am
Apehangers! Illegal for decades. Your arms go to sleep, but some of these dopes persisted.
James - October 8, 2009, 5:18 pm
Then a sharp turn comes....
Ronski - October 6, 2009, 6:44 pm
ROFLMAO


DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call crackhead
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by Budog

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm
Definitely makes the cover and tap as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am
But its photos like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm

Thank you, Budog!~~


FAGS - A inconsiderate person who often rides Harley Davidsons


TAGS: bikers south park
Rating: 3.2/5

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bikerchic2011 - April 29, 2012, 6:58 am
And your SO brave that you would walk up to this guy and say that to his face...lol YUP..your a douche my friend...oh, Im sorry, your a nonharley having douche...lol
Jericho - November 22, 2009, 4:38 pm
Yep, That Guy Is A Total Fag...Taking A Picture With All His Faggy Friends. Freakin Fags.


LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...


TAGS: life like jalapenos burn ass
Rating: 4.83/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 1:23 pm
4L poster... BUT 5L to you seeing as I said it in something of a Mexican accent and laughing my ass of afterwards XD


BATHING YOUR CAT -


TAGS: i like garden hoses
Rating: 4.41/5

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DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 1:55 am
Call me over-tired, call me what you will, but I was ROFLMFAO so hard by the 3rd paragraph, it took me almost a 1/2 hour to finish reading that whole thing. I LOVE it!!!
Pinakolata - December 11, 2011, 12:58 am
Taken verbatim from a very good youtube video from 2008.
Sean - April 4, 2010, 1:38 pm
That's hilarious.
forseti - April 3, 2010, 5:08 pm
that's why i would prefer a dog
JLBachs - April 3, 2010, 5:00 pm
Short version - 1. Fill tub. 2. Pick up cat by scruff of neck. 3. Dunk cat under water until he stops moving. 4. Remove cleaned cat with improved personality. 5. Bury cat in the backyard.


DIFFICULTIES - Face your problems, Don't facebook them




MY MIND - Is like lightning... One BRILLIANT flash... Then it's gone


TAGS: my mind is like lightning
Rating: 4.62/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 10, 2012, 9:41 am
Hahahaha, nice, I would've said the same, but then I'm contradicting my own poster XD lol
OmegaReaper - February 9, 2012, 3:19 pm
xD for me its more like ''seasonal thunder storms'' witch happen really rarely :P


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN - They hatin'




NINJA CAT -


TAGS: ninja cat strikes again humor
Rating: 4.39/5

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lgvernon - September 22, 2013, 12:27 pm

Thank you, CL!~
chickenlittle - September 22, 2013, 12:26 pm
So funny LG! Great pic too! :)
lgvernon - September 21, 2013, 7:06 pm

Thanks, Mao--!
maoworks2 - September 21, 2013, 5:42 pm
Great Pic I Had A Cat Just Like That And I Drink Out Of The Carton ? 5L.


ONLY BIKERS KNOW - WHY A DOG STICKS HIS HEAD OUT OF A CAR WINDOW


TAGS: bikers
Rating: 4.9/5

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rerun - June 2, 2012, 10:34 am

love this


MOTORCYCLES - The brand is not important,the fact that you ride is.


TAGS: motorcycle biker scenery motorcycling fast
Rating: 4.28/5

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CloudchaserS - June 5, 2012, 11:11 pm
So true! Been riding a Kymco Grand Vista 250 for the past 3.75 years/23k miles and loving it!


BOBBY SANDS - I can has cheezburger?




ISN'T IT IRONIC.... -


TAGS: bodybuilder uterus look alike ironic
Rating: 4.57/5

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MilDoc - April 21, 2011, 2:37 pm
I'm certqain this has something to do with Man's obsession with that part of the anatomy. Y'know-- 9 months getting out, then 80 years trying to get back in! Nice poster! 5 fallopian biceps!
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 12:08 pm
Epic! 5L Steph!
Bull - April 20, 2011, 9:42 am
Ha!! 5L!!


HELL YEAH... - I used to ride with a chick, but then I got hungry.


TAGS: hell yeah biker chick hungry ate eat fat
Rating: 3.26/5

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BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 9:32 am
As bike ridin' wild man that's funny! 5 misguided poodles for you


YOU MAY BE A REDNECK JEDI... - ...if you've ever heard "Billy Bob, I am your Father... ...and your Uncle!"


TAGS: looks like uncle jedi clampett
Rating: 4.56/5

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CaptainBaked - May 5, 2011, 4:53 am
You may be a Thailand jedi if you've ever heard " Luk Skeiwulka, I am your father... and your mother..."
Bull - May 4, 2011, 8:22 pm
lol


FUR VS LEATHER -


TAGS: bikers
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:25 am
5L'd 'cern
mizzdizz - December 30, 2014, 12:16 am
LOL!!!!!!! Too true! 5 laughing lions!
EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2014, 1:54 pm
I recommend buying leather products from India. The only people that would work with dead animal parts are the downtrodden and oppressed Dalits. (The untouchables) They deserve our support.
lgvernon - December 29, 2014, 1:07 pm

Yeah, and those leather Gucci shoes are just so hard to resist, not to mention the belts, gloves, designer coats...


TO RIDE OR NOT TO RIDE - THAT IS A STUPID QUESTION


TAGS: bikers
Rating: 4.84/5

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CloudchaserS - September 14, 2012, 10:28 am
Hell yeah! Even if a relative in a car is going to the same place I'm going, I still ride because I like to ride!


THE ONLY WAY TO TRAVEL - In WTFistan




I AM SORRY... - But you have to die now So that 60 million years from now People will doubt me... Shhhhhhh.


TAGS: jesus and the dinosaurs sounds like an 80s band
Rating: 4.19/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:43 pm
Just if the Bible described an event that would bury billions of dead thing in rock layers that were laid down by water all over the earth.
Budog - April 26, 2012, 8:53 am
And the Pastafarian's said, "Ramen"... 5L
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:25 pm
Creationist idiocy aside... funny poster. I give it five feathered dinosaurs.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:23 pm
"Making a whole skeleton from a fragment" is what is done when not enough remains are present to fully describe a species. They compare it to remains of a related and well-known form. It isn't unusual for descriptions to be updated as more info is avaible
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:22 pm
matt knows things.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:20 pm
Egal, most of the better known dinos are known from largely or entirely complete remains.. sometimes dozens or hundreds. Also fossilization is a very exact process. Not everything that dies and get burried becomes a fossil.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:18 pm
Egal, carbon dating is effective WITHIN A CERTAIN DATE RANGE: ~100,000 years. I'm not allowed nearly enough room in this reply to explain why but trying googling it. NO scientist has EVER used carbon dating on dinos. Colleagues would laugh them to death.
Mongo - July 5, 2010, 2:56 pm
Very clever...the dino looks like my new minnie wiener dog.
freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:07 pm
brilliant, 5 thumbs up
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:32 pm
Honestly folks, if there were thousands of one species, shouldn't there be at least one partial skeleton kicking about, a section of a thigh bone is hardly enough to build a full frame, I still laughed at the pic though =p
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:27 pm
Billions of years ago nothing exploded into a perfect order instead of the chaos that normally happens when things explode, Carbon dating is about as reliable as the scientists who make a whole skeleton from a fragment and say there were tons of that type
pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 2:06 am
Nice.


YNGWIE MALMSTEEN - Trust me, he loves 'em.




FORREST WAS WRONG - Life is more like a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.


TAGS: forrest gump life like jalapenos
Rating: 4.83/5

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Anonymous2 - February 10, 2011, 5:03 pm
You've apparently never had spicy chocolate candies before...
tellitlikeitis - February 9, 2011, 9:08 pm
So true... that's foresight though, isn't it?


War On Work -


TAGS: mike rowe war on work dirty jobs mikeroweworks foundation
Rating: 4.56/5

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MychaelDark - March 4, 2016, 1:51 pm
Work isn't the enemy. Rich people aren't the enemy. Lazy *** F***s, who just want to sit around all day and do nothing to earn their share are.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 2:27 am
@ blesic --- How you doing on that welfare check?
blesic - December 6, 2014, 3:26 pm
Work isn't the enemy. Rich people are.
lgvernon - November 9, 2014, 4:40 pm

I'd watch this guy stuff canoli...split shakes...fill lamps...clean siding...carry hods...rivet a steamer...pull green chain...pull the heads on a 56 Chevy...OK, I'm out...


RIDE YOUR BIKE -


TAGS: ride your bike burns fat
Rating: 4.47/5

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Budog - March 28, 2012, 3:51 pm
That's what you get for not wearing your tinfoil helmet! But at least I don't always use my powers for pure evil intent, well sometimes...
spypengen - March 28, 2012, 9:30 am
I feel the need to ride my bike...Curse you subliminal messageing
Budog - March 27, 2012, 4:28 am
I love peddling my ass all over town...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2012, 7:40 pm
It also increases your health and totaly s*@ews the establishment :D


LOOK ALIKE TWINS -


TAGS: look alike twins
Rating: 3.97/5

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Bandit5906 - February 14, 2012, 11:04 pm
I'm surprised you could not match Obama?
spanko1 - October 13, 2011, 11:41 am
John Kerry - Herman Munster is the perfect match! 5 elite L's
Mr. Shiny - January 29, 2010, 4:54 am
Van Halen/Crazy cat lady, best. 5L
randomosity - November 20, 2009, 1:47 am
i loved it you my kind sir get a 5
asdf - November 1, 2009, 9:55 pm
LOLZ- happy llama, pug man, cowardly lion, dr. phill, & bushy brows!
lulz - October 9, 2009, 11:13 am
at rofl'd at the goats face haha
tehsupercheez - October 9, 2009, 2:34 am
made me lol. especially Gary Busee and Wilford Brimly.
Bah - October 9, 2009, 2:34 am
Diabeetus Cat alone earns 5 lions; Falcor Spice merely confirms it!
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 8, 2009, 5:12 pm
I can't beleive how much I laughed while looking at this, 5 lions isn't enougb
RandomApe - June 26, 2009, 1:48 am
What gives me the creeps is the absolute similarity between Posh Spice and Falcor
MakeItStop - June 19, 2009, 8:07 am
i shat bricks when i scrolled down and saw falcor. jeez after 20 yrs he still gives me the creeps
RON - April 12, 2009, 3:24 pm
Thank You Sir!
union - April 12, 2009, 3:21 pm
Great job. Keep them coming.
Wurth - April 7, 2009, 11:36 am
I love the statements you make with a few of the comparisons. Subtle, yet not.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 5, 2009, 11:25 am
Why cant all your posters be more like this? Less pseduo-patriotism and a little more lulz.
DreMagnum - April 4, 2009, 7:07 pm
thats a goat, not a llama
Sir - April 4, 2009, 6:24 pm
that's pretty cool... in a freaky kinda way
agdaniele - April 4, 2009, 1:21 pm
How embarrassing that must be for crazy cat lady!!!


one upmanship -


TAGS: bird shit like all nsa talk
Rating: 4.88/5

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falloutghoul - June 23, 2013, 9:01 am
You hit the jackpot on thi5 one, RL
dy2012 - June 11, 2013, 10:06 am
5good laugh!
5150monkeylove - June 11, 2013, 2:17 am
YEAH!!! Going on my FB
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Teach him who's higher on the food chain.
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 8:19 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Greeny - June 10, 2013, 6:48 pm
LOL


YOUR COMMENT ABOUT THE KITCHEN - Would You Care To Repeat It ?


TAGS: your comment about the kitchen would you like to repeat it
Rating: 4.68/5

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shurublues - June 21, 2012, 4:44 pm
You sure it's a woman? Check that volume inside its pants.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 4:46 pm
Safety's on...
andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 11:07 pm
umm, yes I believe my exact words were "get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich." Are you even sure if that's the right end to hold?
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 3:34 pm
Sammich? That will do pig.........That will do... XD
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 3:31 pm
Sammich is all you're getting from this gal! lol Love it! 5L's
FredricT - January 8, 2011, 8:50 am
Better be using that to protect my sammich
npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:46 pm
what you gonna do with that use it to screw in the lightbulb IN the KITCHEN?? i said cheeze sammich
thatonechick - April 28, 2010, 11:40 am
LMAO @ GS... I typed that in, but deleted it. :P
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 11:38 am
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
matrice666 - April 28, 2010, 11:32 am
..so, this is love !!!
BriaHere - April 27, 2010, 7:58 pm
Eat bullets >_
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:10 pm
*whips out shotgun 6 gauge* yes. it has everything i need to make dinner. thank you
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:31 pm
hmm..a women with an L96A3 sinper rifle...i would most likey shit my self before even thinking about kitchen. 5 BULLETS FOR YOU( NOT TO USE ON ME)
palmat - April 27, 2010, 4:00 pm
try not to shoot yourself on the way to the kitchen and go make me a sandwich


SECOND-IN-COMMAND FACEPALM - When the boss doesn't realize how full of fail he really is


TAGS: star trek facepalm riker jean luc picard enterprise
Rating: 3/5

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DreMagnum - March 15, 2010, 4:14 pm
Its a different pic, from the same scene, but a different pic. Still not funny though.
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 4:10 pm
jam1977, 2nd time you've used this same pic in 2 days. find a new one


DUELING FACEPALMS - When you're not the only one who realizes how dumb that truly was




IF AT FIRST -


TAGS: airstrike
Rating: 4.85/5

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Zetsubel - May 24, 2011, 12:12 pm
Luvit. 5L.


HEAVEN - This must be what it's like ...


TAGS: heaven ust be what like
Rating: 4.77/5

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Budog - December 21, 2011, 6:58 pm
Maybe that is the next isle. Hopefully there is bratwurst there too...
Swampfox - December 20, 2011, 6:15 pm
No firearms?
Budog - December 19, 2011, 6:38 pm
I hope they show NFL games there...
maoworks2 - December 19, 2011, 6:28 pm
It Looks Like Heaven Too Me,But We Need Crackers!


A CRASH COURSE IN LIFE -


TAGS: bike jump education fly fail
Rating: 4.88/5

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Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:20 pm
It's not the flying that scares me, it is the sudden deceleration that scares the crap out of me when when I hit the ground...
Zetmonk - February 8, 2012, 5:07 am
He's about to learn real quick.


IT MUST BE THURSDAY - I never could get the hang on thursdays


TAGS: marvin hitchhikers
Rating: 4.85/5

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Silverheart - January 16, 2013, 5:45 pm

Don't panic. Do you know where your towel is?


KITTEN SAVER -


TAGS: kitten like blender funny
Rating: 4.83/5

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CloudchaserS - May 7, 2012, 9:54 am
I absolutely adore kittens and I still think this is amusing *tailwags*


LEST WE FORGET -


TAGS: tree bycycle war 1914 bike
Rating: 4.7/5

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Frald - August 18, 2013, 5:56 pm
Damn... I mean, what can you say to that.
MPsniper - May 29, 2012, 4:53 am
yeas & no....( i know, snopes...but still...) http://www.snopes.com/photos/natural/bicycle.asp
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 6:14 pm
Great story. I'd like to see the American Pickers try to buy that bike.


FIRST I WAS LIKE -


TAGS: snape rape face the like harry potter alan sidney patrick rickman
Rating: 3.67/5

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Arnaldo - January 10, 2010, 9:02 pm
good one
rerun - January 9, 2010, 8:44 pm

aesop, you need to get rid of that avitar. You are only 940 posts away from earning a greybeard ranking, not a bastard version of your own creation
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 8:24 pm
I'm sorry, am I failing to recognize a meme?


ARACHNOLEPTIC FIT -


TAGS: definition everyone looks like a spaz
Rating: 4.62/5

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PhxDebbie - June 22, 2010, 11:34 am
LOL I got the shivers just thinking about it 5L
Sean - February 24, 2010, 5:23 pm
Love it. Totally cool.
R.S.Jake - February 23, 2010, 5:56 pm
It's Down My Back!!! It's Down My Back!!!!
Airman - February 23, 2010, 5:48 pm
5 wiping my hair frantically. and ears. and nose
spacedog - February 23, 2010, 5:41 pm
Frantically wiping my face, 5Ls. Great job Sick.
Reason - February 23, 2010, 3:01 pm
amsome. Everyone freaks out when they walk into a spiders web.
MO - February 23, 2010, 11:04 am
You know I'm not down with the brown. Butt I really haven't thought to discuss that with MOisha. BRB.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 11:01 am
No worries, We still love you.....But watch out for Culos and Cubby...They'll rape your ass.......Or, are you in to that?
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:59 am
I know moooo! I know. I'm working on it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:54 am
I'm sorry ...."MO".....you're still a little girl.
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:53 am
It'd make me feel better if you'd capitalize my O. You're always trivializing me!! I've already got Moooo issues damn it!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:43 am
Whatever makes you feel better Susan.
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:27 am
I'm comfortable with my inner MOisha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:24 am
We've all been there.....But, we weren't all as girly about it as Mo was.
MO - February 23, 2010, 9:50 am
LMAO!! I've done it. Kinda felt like a little girl to. 5L


BIKING IN UPPER MICHIGAN - Forgot my damn helmet. Gotta turn back.


TAGS: helmet bike cliff rider
Rating: 5/5

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Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:22 am
Never been up that way, yet. They say you can't get there from here ;)
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:06 pm
Great one ughomer!


YOUNG LOVE -


TAGS: hair pulling day nothing says i love you like a swift kick to the groin
Rating: 4.45/5

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5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 9:44 pm
I showed Aut, Grey. She liked it
rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:55 pm

O.U.C.H.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2010, 8:53 pm
hey autumn, here's what bucktooth" Becky looked like before she blossomed
Mongo - April 3, 2010, 11:50 am
A fleeting moment of inspiration
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:49 am
No, because remember? She made 89901 which was a copy of 89883 which then spawned 89935 and 89937.
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:46 am
guess she was a 1 and done :)
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:31 am
Heh heh... Whatever happened to Miss Plagiari-Pants?
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 9:06 am
Hey Karen... If you're going to plagiarize, make sure the poster you're ripping off hasn't spent a week in the top 5.
Treehodger - February 5, 2010, 10:44 pm
Lol! A family friend of ours spanked his kid today, who is seven. The kid, crying, said that he is a pervert for touching his butt. So he got spanked again. XD I felt the story fit with the poster. 5L.
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:30 pm
Roflmao
BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:17 am
5 tuck and cover poodles for you GS
phydeaux - February 4, 2010, 10:42 pm
Amsome! 5L for the perfect look on her face...
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
Love scars
rerun - February 4, 2010, 8:31 pm

love hurts
ronsart - February 4, 2010, 8:23 pm
Super Job Grey! 5 Lion Kicks for u!...lol


I LIKE MY WOMEN - JUST LIKE MY COFFEE, BIG, HOT, STRONG AND BLACK...


TAGS: i like my women
Rating: 3.58/5

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Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:17 am
No no no, they ground up and in the freezer
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 8:05 am
...and a double shot.


GOOD COFFEE - Is allot like a good woman. Rich, hot and can keep you up all night long ...


TAGS: good coffee like woman
Rating: 4.38/5

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GaryO - March 2, 2013, 12:08 am
Been a year and a half, zoom……it just may be safe now, but thanks for takin’ your turn on the wall. A hot one will come along soon enough.
zoomer296 - March 1, 2013, 10:32 pm
hw do U lke ths grmr nzi? (Now quit bothering people.)
Budog - August 2, 2011, 5:12 am
Who let the grammar Nazi loose?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:48 am
don't forget, the common motifaker doesn't give a sh*t
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:35 pm
3. to assign as a portion; set apart; dedicate. A lot of morons don't know how to use the phrase "a lot".
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:33 pm
allot–verb (used with object), -lot·ted, -lot·ting. 1. to divide or distribute by share or portion; distribute or parcel out; apportion: to allot the available farmland among the settlers. 2. to appropriate for a special purpose: to allot money for a park
Budog - July 29, 2011, 5:12 pm
Don't forget instant, though it isn't the best, or something you would serve to guests it is good for a quicky on the go...
irundeepenough - July 29, 2011, 11:45 am
Ground up.
440wakeup - July 28, 2011, 11:16 pm
Or too black and bitter...


GANG SIGNS -


TAGS: fat like p h phat
Rating: 3.95/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 11:13 pm
I don't see what itohhhMyGOD!!!
coldinjected - April 16, 2011, 12:18 pm
Genious you sick, sick, person. 5l.
Darlin - April 16, 2011, 1:20 am
OMG!!!..........


BIKER JESUS - If they had this guy in front of the church, I might actually go once in a while.


TAGS: biker jesus
Rating: 3/5

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R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 4:05 pm
What!?!?
warp_kez - December 21, 2009, 8:40 pm
Jesus Christ, super star, burning around the corner on his Yamaha! Chucks a skid, kills a kid, burns his balls on the petrol lid.


COOKIE MONSTER BIKE - BECAUSE TO BE A MASKED WRESTLER IS NOT EPIC ENOUGH


TAGS: cookie monster wrestling bike
Rating: 1.86/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:43 pm
Now the secret of Insane Clown Posse is out!
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 1:05 am
Seems kinda futile when people criticize a 2 year+ post...just saying...
rerun - September 21, 2012, 7:27 pm

Why don't you let the mods decide what we will or will not approve? I can tell you one thing we don't approve of, that is bashing others works and calling out the mods. OK, that was two things
almarpa - September 21, 2012, 6:14 am
Maybe without the mistakes you haven't had anything to say! Cheers! Have a good day!
axe11154 - September 20, 2012, 7:53 pm
Im bombing your poster for several reasons 1.Wrong character 2.mixing a Muppet and a street monster is one way to piss me off 3.the mods shouldn't have approved it when its this wrong.
Rickinator - April 20, 2011, 1:07 am
cookie monster is blue.
almarpa - July 15, 2010, 2:31 pm
Hey, I had troubles with my screen and now I realize that the animal is not purple but pink... I get your point now Cubby
almarpa - July 15, 2010, 1:37 pm
Thank you very much
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 1:26 pm
That's an ANIMAL bike...nice effort


IN HELL -


TAGS: hell none dream like jersey
Rating: 4.82/5

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Rabbitearsblog - April 21, 2012, 3:27 pm
Oh my gosh!! This is so awesome!!! Is there a way I can get this poster?
Reality Lord - October 6, 2011, 1:22 pm

send me a pm directly.
NumberXIII - October 6, 2011, 12:15 pm
Is there any way I can get this into a poster?
mariand - October 2, 2011, 8:31 am
Stunning...fav'd
Reality Lord - October 2, 2011, 1:50 am

ty...i think...lol
caveman - October 2, 2011, 1:29 am
Ex5eptional stuff


4-WHEELER RACE - Sorry, 2-wheeler race


TAGS: race wheels bike helmet sports
Rating: 4.34/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:35 pm
Cute one.


WHEN HUNGER STRIKES -


TAGS: hunger strikes challenge python killer rabbit
Rating: 4.82/5

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autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 9:48 pm
This could not have been done any better! Perfect! 5L's!
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:08 am
Perfection.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 2:07 am
I was a little leery on how this one would do too. Thanks guys.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am
And this should be nuthin' but 5!
EssenceOfJester - May 21, 2010, 9:45 pm
That rabbits got a kill streak a mile wide!
R.S.Jake - May 18, 2010, 3:09 pm
'One...two...Five L's!'
Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 11:20 pm
I love it! I am liking the new appearance of the posters as well Iceman
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:18 pm
Loooook!
Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:16 pm
"Right, cover me." 5.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:47 pm
Shit - *LMAO*
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:46 pm
LMOA Aggy! Thanks. (you too Cubby)
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:45 pm
Voteth 5... no more, no less.
Cubbybear - May 17, 2010, 10:39 pm
LOL! great reference 5/5


ASPIRATIONS -


TAGS: a rhino will never be a unicorn just like man will never be god hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 9:51 pm
Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
I have a similar theme I was working on (diff pic) Now I will have to go back to the drawing board. (sigh) 5 new beginnings
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:04 pm
And Aggy, Sure Man, You're the Alpha, Nothing would have happened if it Weren't For You. Now Go Back To Mr.Guinness, He Says There Is Something You Must discuss.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:03 pm
Thank You
rerun - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm

nice work hammy
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 8:44 pm
To thine own self be true X 5. Nice work Hammy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:30 pm
LOL! They all say they like it, but I approved of it first. So there!
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 7:57 pm
Thanks Guys, and pwees no-one can Defeat Me At Bad Spelling And Grammer..
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:55 pm
ROR! Your comment makes you sounds as dumb as me RL, i swer i can spell. (Thank goodness there wasn't a spelling/ grammar test to becoming a mod or i wouldn't have even tried.
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:50 pm

what the faceman said...ditto.
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:46 pm
This is donw pretty damn well hammy, good job. 5
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:44 pm
"like man will never be god >HAMMY


IKEA BUYS GM - Some assembly required


TAGS: gm cars ikea
Rating: 3.63/5

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CANADA - August 5, 2009, 8:22 am
wondering how long,posters been up for like 2 months and you were the first to catch that
Airborne - August 5, 2009, 3:46 am
Too bad that's a VW ....


TRUCKING - A lot of fun until someone drops their load on your cab.




MARVIN THE PARANOID ANDROID - Life? Don't talk to me about life.


TAGS: marvin paranoid android hitchhiker hitchhiker s guide galaxy hitchhikers
Rating: 2.18/5

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sailor - July 24, 2009, 11:36 pm
Marvin was depressed not paranoid GET IT RIGHT!


HEY LADIES -


TAGS: bikers
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by concern3

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:23 pm
...Just ask to see his "power-antenna"!
TheHornyGoat - November 13, 2015, 2:32 am
Hmmmm I thought Rob Ford was in cancer treatment (Google if you don't know who Rob Ford is....)
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 7:25 pm
ROTFL!!!!!! The symbol fairy censored s w a l l o wing? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 1:04 am
....(swallowing verp, GAG!) NO!!!!!!!! Don't wanna see that naked!!! EW!EW!EW! BRAINBLEACH CODE 3!!!!!! I'd slap you so hard your face would have kittens for this! EW!EW!EW!(SHUDDER!) ROTFL! This is awesomely awful! 5 L!


CONSUMERISM - We buy stuff we don't need, with money that we don't have, to impress people we don't like.


TAGS: consumerisim don t need money like
Rating: 4.58/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:16 pm
do they do these suits for men t55 ?


BITCH, PLEASE! - A real man can tame even the wildest pussy. Tell 'em, Tarzan!


TAGS: jungle fever spike lee tarzan jane bitches be crazy
Rating: 4.14/5

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brianjayy - February 11, 2011, 7:33 pm
I don't recall Stallone doing Tarzan... :)
Derek - May 20, 2010, 7:42 pm
That tiger won't be straying into Africa again.


DESTINY - He's finally heard it's call.


TAGS: darth vader likes parish priests
Rating: 4/5

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spacedog - December 16, 2010, 5:12 pm
Oops. Sorry, I thought you were the Emperor.
Mirromere - December 15, 2010, 11:41 pm
Didn't quite think about that, oh well.
Reality Lord - December 15, 2010, 11:35 pm

odd...i never would have thought of lord vader as a pedophile.


HE REMEMBERS -


TAGS: but would like to forget
Rating: 4.68/5

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lgvernon - May 30, 2013, 10:39 pm

Thank you, Rude! What a nie thing to say~~
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:30 pm
Tearing up. Best poster in 2013
lgvernon - June 5, 2012, 4:23 pm

Thank you guys!~
GradyOlson19 - June 5, 2012, 4:39 am
With love from the son of a veteran I thank you for your service.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:29 pm
The free world owes more of a debt to veterans and the police that it will ever admit, and more than could ever be repaid. I hope your demons fade with time.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 7:23 pm

I'm married to a vet with PTSD. I also spent about 20 years as a police officer and deputy sheriff down on the Mexican border in southern California. We both have our demons. Thank you for your kind comments.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 5:10 pm
Beautiful words. I remember, years ago, we took my late Grandad on holiday to Germany. In Cologne he laughed when he saw a bridge he remembered throwing a couple of German soldiers off of during WWII. God knows what else he remembered but never spoke off.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 4:52 pm

Thanks again, all.
Greeny - May 28, 2012, 4:46 pm
outstanding!
rerun - May 28, 2012, 4:28 pm

WOW, this is great.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 4:27 pm

Thank you, SD and Mao. Weird~~This poster doesn't show on my profile and the only way I see it in the live cue is when I click on the link to a comment.
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:20 pm
Well done 5L !
spacedog - May 28, 2012, 4:03 pm
Bravo. 5l


BIKE SEATS - Some Just Aren't Big Enough


TAGS: i hope there is a bike seat in this one
Rating: 2.9/5

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GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
pedal faster?
Krissie - March 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
um, wow..i dunno what I can say about this one.....
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well then, at least one of us feels better now!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
Why would that make me feel better? all I feel is noxious.
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:02 pm
There's a reason she's the ex. And she wasn't like that when it was new. Plus I figured it'd make you feel better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:00 pm
Why would you admit that?
MO - March 8, 2010, 10:59 pm
My ex is actually bigger than this beast. So you guys should understand my reluctance to make a poster for todays challenge.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 10:37 am
I don't think this is what Queen had in mind when they wrote the Bicycle Song "4 badly bent training wheels"


BICYCLE COPS - Not So Funny Anymore




ISLAND BIKER GANGS - Taking their hogs out




FEAR - Sure it looks small and a little cute... Then you remember the thing that gave birth to this thing is still out there.....


TAGS: monsters strike fear 50cal
Rating: 3.21/5

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rerun - November 22, 2010, 11:39 am

only told him about the site a week ago.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 11:39 am
Where's the fun in that?
rerun - November 22, 2010, 11:36 am

don't know if he is a member at all
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:52 am
Is Justin an active member?....we could roast him.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:49 am
Oh, we're talking about Aggy's Mom again?
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:48 am

glad I could help....oh, look. A train
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:47 am

I sent an e-mail to a co-worker about this site. He has no idea I am a member/moderator. Maybe Justin can take a hint, it is "key" in his "account". I guess he will know if he reads this
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:46 am
*am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:45 am
Thanks for the setup RR
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:45 am
I told him...But not which one I way........Hey Brian!!!!! Don't judge me!
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:43 am

did you let him in on the fact you are a mod, or is he going to find out today when he reads these comments?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:43 am
I asked him "who are the Moderators" and he said "there's a bunch, But this Agdaniele Guy is really gross"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:41 am
So, Last night at work I was walking through one of the work areas...and I found an engineer viewing Motifake on his office PC. I swear to God, He said "Check out this site.."The comments are funnier than the posters...But The Moderators are sick people"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:39 am
Only in the "currency" I give Aggy's mom.
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:34 am

when has vaildity ever been an issue?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:33 am
I have no valid response to that....Bababooey!!!!
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:32 am

be careful, they cut my nose off last year, the great kosher cancer nose scare of 2009.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:22 am
That's just racist Rerun....You want to hear my thoughts about your nose?...
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:18 am

I thought those eyes looked Canadian
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:12 am
How dare you bastards talk about Celine Dion that way!
culos - November 22, 2010, 9:59 am
Nah, had one but I divorced her
Ed-Hyde - November 22, 2010, 9:55 am
I don't know what it is, but I want one.
firedog911 - November 20, 2010, 3:53 pm
What the fuck is that thing?!?
matt28 - November 20, 2010, 2:21 am
That looks like the love-child of Bubbles the Chimp and a Predator. Yikes!
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:11 pm
looks like it could be your kid 50.... Quake never showed the youngsters.


CUBBYBEAR - ''Where did all the girls go?''


TAGS: cubbybear biscuits masturbate hurricane ike hurricane ike zomg omg wow
Rating: 3.16/5

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Cubbybear - October 25, 2008, 3:26 am
5 lions(poodles) This is funny
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:20 pm
Dear Anon, STFU. You are talking out your ass. Thanks! Much love, Brittany =]
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 11:13 am
Do a search on this site for Cubbybear. He's one of our celebrities. Fucking guy lives like royalty, hot and cold running women, piles of money. He's way more gangsta than pedobear, who's just a minipimp assclown.
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 8:30 am
There's no underage girls in the vicinity, you fucking idiot. It's Cubbybear. Piss off, anon.
anon - October 22, 2008, 5:17 am
It's called pedobear you fucking idiot
Charles - October 4, 2008, 12:11 am
I thought that was Pedobear.
Agamemnon218 - October 3, 2008, 5:18 pm
Looks like Cubby's about to go for the next best thing!


CHRIS BROWN - Don't make me call him!!


TAGS: serena williams tennis muscular hulk unsportsmanlike conduct chris brown
Rating: 2.2/5

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[email protected] - September 15, 2009, 10:50 am
Gorgeouse, I dought 2 euro-trash high faluting tennis officials even know who Chris Brown is or wot he's done. But'd still be fun watching SERENA Crush, own, emasculate Chris Brown
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:17 pm
She would destroy Chris Brown.
Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 2:37 am
That is too much done. 1 Lion.


ZOM-OM-NOMBIES -




PESSIMISM -




ATHEISTS -




ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


HEY SPIKE -


TAGS: spike chester looney tunes
Rating: 4.74/5

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spacedog - April 30, 2011, 4:22 pm
Loony Toons FTW!
Master - April 30, 2011, 1:37 pm
"If I have to put up with this much longer, then I am going... to... HIT someone!" (Five lions, of course.)
Sean - April 29, 2011, 4:30 pm
Same dif. A raven is just a stuck up crow. Bird nazi.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2011, 3:46 pm
That's a raven. Mr smaty pants.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2011, 3:41 pm
That's no excuse for the "honeymoon" pics you sent me.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 3:37 pm
I never asked them too!!!
Sean - April 29, 2011, 3:36 pm
as he turns abruptly to end that crow's existence. Later, with belly engorged thus, he will indeed seek out the most expensive pair of shoes -- but that is not an emotion, that is an intention.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2011, 3:36 pm
The Canadian government does not recognize your Cat marriage.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 3:34 pm
Who you calling single? I'm too miserable to be anything other than happily married. And you know nothing about cats (or any synonyms thereof. That feline is clearly searching his mind for just the right passage from Thus Spake Zarathustra to utter ...
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 3:34 pm
LOL, love it x5!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2011, 3:29 pm
Sean isn't the only cat owner here...he's just the only single male multiple cat owner (willing to admit it). That cat is clearly hungry, looking for a tummy rub and looking for the most expensive pair of shoes to puke in. Those are the only cat emotions.
Airman - April 29, 2011, 3:18 pm
Sean.. you know cats.. what mood is this one in? What do those ears tell you?


1 REASON BIKES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN - Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you discard it.




WAYCEST - Wrong, illegal and damn right hot.


TAGS: my chemical romance waycest mikey gerard way
Rating: 1.81/5

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Informator - September 16, 2009, 11:34 pm
this is a terribly taken picture, of random kids, the one on top looks fat.. .__. so chill ppl x3
Informator - September 16, 2009, 11:33 pm
thaats not waycest... thats only found in fanfics, not real life, pfft..if u get them drunk enough it could happen, but im talking -drunk enough to mistake ur girly man brother for a chick- drunk, at that level people start molesting barnyard animals.
JimmyBoy - July 5, 2009, 4:13 pm
Ok looking it up now...here it is...OH DEAR GOD NO!
naucious - May 12, 2009, 2:35 pm
when u find out...u wont want to look any more...search in urban dictionary...
HtD - March 9, 2009, 9:53 pm
What the hell am I even looking at.


NOT TOO FAST HONEY - Remember There's Eggs In Here




UNSPOKEN STORY -


TAGS: the biker in me loves this
Rating: 4.54/5

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BoneCD - April 14, 2010, 2:52 pm
But I'm not allowed to date her anymore...
BoneCD - April 14, 2010, 2:52 pm
@ICEMAN...After my wife heard about the whole thing, she was thankful I could help the youngster get her parents to clean up the kitchen
ICEMAN - April 14, 2010, 10:14 am
So Bone, did you get a second date? 5
LD0ne - April 14, 2010, 9:18 am
HAHAHAHA thats great! i wish i could tell that one to people but i'd get fired
familyghost - April 14, 2010, 1:37 am
5 lions for the funny.
doubet - April 13, 2010, 7:36 pm
Love it.
CANADA - April 13, 2010, 7:19 pm
LMFAO! 5l
erock - April 13, 2010, 3:52 pm
5thunderclaps for you bone!
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2010, 3:40 pm
Oldie but good for a ROR, 5tubsofvasoline for you good sir


BUZZ LIGHTYEAR - To infinity...and beyond!


TAGS: bike fail toy story buzz fly
Rating: 4.24/5

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NickDahlmier - March 16, 2017, 10:44 am
"Wait... Where's my bike?"
Ekder - July 14, 2010, 11:50 am
It's my first one, thank you!
Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:43 am
Nice!


6,992,126,047 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD... - Kinda staggering, right?




EPIC GOTH FAIL! - No normal goth should look like that! How can her parents live with that! And is she trying to be a bunny rabbit . . . cos it ain't working!!!


TAGS: ima goth and there is no way i would ever wear my makeup like that
Rating: 1.29/5

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archpope - June 27, 2011, 4:34 am
Epic Taxonomy Fail! Those are cat ears.
princeInsomnia - December 11, 2010, 6:54 pm
actually it's an epic visual kei fail


I HAVE THE FEELING - My Grandmother doesn't like my new girlfriend


TAGS: have feeling grandma doesnt like
Rating: 4.96/5

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mariand - September 20, 2011, 7:48 am
yeah...5he doesn't like her more and more and more...


KNIT BIKE -


TAGS: bike mom son
Rating: 4.25/5

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MIKE HUNT - He really need your kittens


TAGS: mike hunt needs your kittens
Rating: 4.11/5

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agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 6:16 pm
Roadkill is no good... tigers need exercise.
Dr. Rusak - January 9, 2010, 6:13 pm
would roadkill do?


A TOWEL - A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.


TAGS: hitchhiker hitchhikers hitchhiker s hitch hiker hikers hiker s guide galaxy
Rating: 3.67/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 7:45 pm
Some salted peanuts are a close second.


S'COOL BIKE - louder than the bus, but worth it!




JOHNSON & JOHNSON -


TAGS: ky jelly works well tastes like a tire
Rating: 3.31/5

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GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 6:34 pm
it's the spooning that leads to the jam ;)
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:32 pm
That's too much for just a spoon..... I've heard.
Derek - December 15, 2009, 2:40 pm
"Jamming" will come to have the same alternative meaning as "rock-and-roll"
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:01 pm
5 jam it home jellies


DAYLIGHT SAVINGS -




CRYING IN THE SHOWER -




SEAN -


TAGS: sean likes chicks
Rating: 4.36/5

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Greeny - December 9, 2014, 10:19 pm
Hi Sean
CaptainBaked - May 2, 2011, 3:05 pm
HAHA! You can always go incognito...
Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:30 pm
Oh gawddddd. I just saw this for the first time. How will my avatar ever show its face on the interwebbernets again?


STOP POKING ME -


TAGS: pregnant women like sweet and salty things anyways
Rating: 3.92/5

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GreyScorpion - March 11, 2010, 1:27 pm
GD it Face!! BLLow Job is spelled with 2 L's. and I'll give you 3 more than that for the funny.


TOYOTA - Just like the vehicles, the jokes are not stopping.


TAGS: toyota bet that cash for clunkers seemed like a good idea now jackasses
Rating: 3.8/5

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Derek - March 11, 2010, 1:11 am
Looks like you found a solution there though
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 10:58 pm
Truth


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: addicted committed vote like you really feel
Rating: 4.45/5

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mariand - August 25, 2011, 2:34 pm
5incerly, I agree
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 11:34 pm
I am 5ympathetic to your cause.


STRAIGHT EDGE PUNK -


TAGS: nothing like it
Rating: 4.37/5

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5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 12:53 am
Only a true punk would dare wear that. 5 razors
pzykosiz - September 25, 2010, 12:46 am
this guys getting his ass kicked in 3...2...1...
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 4:10 pm
ROR! I saw this pic and had nothin. 5L airman!


TIMMY IS SUSPECT NUMBER ONE -


TAGS: just like on tv humor
Rating: 4.33/5

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Rick69 - March 9, 2016, 4:44 pm
Oh...
lgvernon - March 9, 2016, 4:27 pm

So, here's Timmy on the right, and EMS/Fire/Police, obviously an underground rescue...
lgvernon - March 9, 2016, 4:26 pm

Probably a zillion years before you were born there was a TV show called Lassie. Lassie saved everybody. The running joke off the show for an emergency was, "uh oh, looks like Timmy fell down the well. Run, get Lassie. To be continued...
Rick69 - March 9, 2016, 3:11 pm
What am I looking at?
mizzdizz - March 9, 2016, 2:09 am
The cops are just there to direct traffic, chuckle, chuckle. (says the crippled up former Ambulance driver) This is LOL! Definite ^!!!!!


THIS - Was My Gas Price Solution




UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling.


TAGS: fail owned rain bike crash painful ouch
Rating: 3.35/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 4:22 pm
Poor fellah. One can only hope the water helped break the fall.


FUTILITY - Nothing wastes time or fails like prayer


TAGS: nothing fails like prayer
Rating: 3.03/5

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greenejc - June 8, 2013, 12:55 am
Funny. Prayer has always worked for me. I guess you just have to read the instructions, huh?
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:07 am
I can't pray, but can't be against prayers for others... seems to me like a way of meditating for people who needs more of a "frame" for their introspective work... xx
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:15 am
those were supposed to be seperated...my bad
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:14 am
Stupidity....praying anyway Insanity.....still expecting it to help
tellitlikeitis - March 31, 2011, 8:39 pm
Amen.


POOR SEAT - Melted an hour ago from the friction




ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX - If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.




BIKERS IN THE SEA -




HANDGUN SAFETY -


TAGS: handguns kill like your car drives itself handgun day iceman
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:14 am
Oh crap i knew i shouldnt have made all of those adjustments...>:)
deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:13 am
its a awsome way to kill your saf
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 9:18 pm
Thanks Face!
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 10:20 am
Fanta5tic!!!


2-64 AGAINST LEFTIES - I was going to write something funny here, but instead i thought i would just bask in the ineptitude that is Adam Dunn


TAGS: bad baseball sport strike out
Rating: 4/5

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caveman - July 17, 2011, 12:02 am
i'm here with you, i'm a diamondbacks fan
ICEMAN - July 16, 2011, 11:54 pm
Don't remind me. He used to be a Diamondback.


CROSSOVERS - Like ammonia and bleach, like haggis and ice cream, there are some things that just shouldn't be mixed.


TAGS: i would like to apologize for my actions over the last couple of days im sorry everybody and i hope you can forgive me assignment for january 3 pokemon
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - January 15, 2010, 12:55 am
Or like Asians and Driver License? 5 Squirts for you! Lol.


BIKER CHICKS -




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